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Road Rage

from Dodgy Ditties by Tony Morris

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About car drivers, male and female.

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I’ve got road rage, road rage.
I’m sitting shouting, “Asshole! Asshole!”
I’ve got asshole hassle.
I’ve got road rage.

I’m a mild mannered man
Till I get into a car
Then I’m mean,
I mean “mean”,
Even not going far.
I hate all other drivers
And women are the worst.
I hate the quick.
I hate the slow.
I’ve got to be there first.

I’ve got road rage, road rage.
I’m sitting shouting, “Asshole! Asshole!”
I’ve got asshole hassle.
I’ve got road rage.

I’m a softly spoken woman
When I’m looking after kids;
I’m a caring kind of person
Till I get into a car
Then I curse and I blaspheme
Like a drunk in a downtown bar.
I hate all other drivers
And men, they are the pits,
The ones in hats are old and slow,
The young are arrogant and so macho
And all of them are “Shits!”

I’ve got road rage, road rage.
I’m sitting shouting, “Asshole! Asshole!”
I’ve got asshole hassle.
I’ve got road rage.

I’m a stressed out urban driver
And I’m murderous and mad.
If anyone just looks at me,
I’ll kill them and be glad.
I’ll crunch their car
And punch their face;
I’ll kick them in the head;
I’ll beat them with a wheel brace
Until they’re dead, dead, dead, dead!

And then I’ll sit at my office desk
And gently work away or,
Arriving home, I’ll kiss the kids,
Rejoicing as they play.
I’m not really a bad person,
Evil through and through,
I’m just ordinary woman or man
Like you.
Like you.
Like you.

Except when
I’ve got road rage, road rage
And I’m sitting shouting, “Asshole! Asshole!”
I’ve got asshole hassle;
I’ve got road rage.
Just ordinary
And sweet and neat,
Kind and caring,
Loving, sharing,
Kind of complete

Except when I’ve got
ROAD RAGE!
Asshole!
Asshole!
Asshole!

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from Dodgy Ditties, released November 13, 2014

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Tony Morris Whitby, UK

TONY MORRIS is an Own Brand Performer and Entertainer who performs his own songs and music.".
Currently running Covideo Folk Club Facebook Group.
About 200 rough and ready warts and all videos on his Facebook Profile Site, Be amazed.
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