Name: Dangerous Dog
Duration: P00H03M31S
Description: About a rotweiller, name of 'Jake'. Written in the first dog from a guard dog point of view.

Dangerous Dog

from Dodgy Ditties by Tony Morris

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About a rotweiller, name of 'Jake'. Written in the first dog from a guard dog point of view.

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DANGEROUS DOG

I'm a rotweiler, name of Jake.
I've got a job to do, make no mistake,
But I'm sick of arse and trouser pie.

The Governor keeps me on a chain all day
And even when I get a walk it's,"Heel.Stay."
Sodding orders all the time. Other dogs,
They're running free sniffing backsides but
No, not me, I don't even get to pee up lamp posts,
Security risk, you see, and as for anything else,
Can't get caught with my trousers down.
CHORUS
At night I get to go on building sites, round
Banks and offices, superstores and such
And as soon as there's trouble it's me
That shoots it. "Go kill!" the Governor shouts
And I'm off after the louts. I don't enjoy it much.
Why do they do it! If only they could run faster
But no it's always the same when the crunch comes.
CHORUS
I'd like to retire to a good home, a kindly cuddle,
A loving pat, stretched out on the mat
Before the fire but it'll never be.
No use for rotweilers too old for work,
No brown envelope just death,
I'm dangerous you see. Well, I'd not
Have been bred if I was not so,
Don't you weep for me.

I'm a rotweiler, name of Jake.
I've got a job to do, make no mistake,
But I'm sick of arse and trouser pie.

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from Dodgy Ditties, released November 13, 2014

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Tony Morris Whitby, UK

TONY MORRIS is an Own Brand Performer and Entertainer who performs his own songs and music.".
Currently running Covideo Folk Club Facebook Group.
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